Immediate openings for qualified readers interested in viewing everyday life through the veil of endearing sarcasm. Ideal candidates have excellent communication skills, keep an open mind, laugh when prompted, roll eyes when justified and reply quite often. We offer competitive compensation in the form of semi-witty banter, occasionally funny social commentary and a never-ending slew of self deprecating anecdotes. Compensation will be commensurate with experience. Inquire within.
Start date: Saturday, March 27.
End date: Nowhere in sight.
Seriously, let's converse on Saturday, March 27. It's a date...